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Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.
Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.
A name given to somebody (Pronounced as "Ronsenior", like its one word) Who fits the following categories:
1. Must have appeared on Jeremy Kyle, Or any equivalent.
2. Must Answer all questions with "Yes Lady" and "No Sir", Brainwash as appropriate.
3. Must Have stolen at least 25k (Preferably 40k) from a close family member.
Anybody called a Ronsenior is a genius by his own wit and expertise in cunning.
A: Dude Your such a Ron Senior
B: Lol! I know!
A psychological bias when you think that your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober
Grace: “look I am at eating this demogorgon!!”
Alex: dude that’s just Senior Wooly
Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.
Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.
Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.
When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.
A euphemism for the gold pins that oncologists place around lesions for radiation treatments for prostate cancer
Dolores claims Bill is still sporting hardwood despite sporting a senior grille
The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career
Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.
Dankest weed smoker of them all
Damn son, that man is a straight Senior Lobmeyer! So much weed fam