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A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.
Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
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National Shrek day is on June 4 because math
Guy 1:Why is everyone dressed up as Shrek
Guy2: because it's national Shrek day
Guy 1: oh ok
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Created in 2007 by two guys who worked at Great American Cookies in the Altamonte Springs Mall, the Shrek Daddy Mac is created by combining two Double Cheeseburgers and a McChicken in a precise order. You take the first Double Cheeseburger, separate it so it's in 2 halves with a bun, a slice of cheese, and a patty on each half. You then do the same with the other Double Cheeseburger. Then you put the two bottom halves onto each other, the McChicken in the middle bun and all, and then the two top halves on top. If you did it right, you should have a bottom bun, a patty, a slice of cheese, another bottom bun, another patty, another slice of cheese, an entire McChicken, another patty, a top bun, another patty, and one last top bun. And that my friends, is the Shrek Daddy Mac. Enjoy it.
All rights go to Comito and Richie.
"I'm so full. On my break I went upstairs to the food court and bought McDonalds, then I made myself a Shrek Daddy Mac."
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Shreks Coochie Juice is one of the best mixed drinks ever, comprised of a secret mix of Sailor Jerrys Savage Apple Rum and an unnamed soda. Enjoyed by patriotic right wingers and created by Kevin Lee, Shreks Coochie Juice is a legendary mixed drinks
"I see white claw to my left, and Shreks Coochie Juice to the Right"
Series of videos that contain concrete Proof that God exists
Petscop 2 is canceled, the "Shrek Has Swag" remake is canceled too
The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.
A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"
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a shrek-head is a person who is big, fat, and mean to you and is generally used by little kids
little girl 1: hahaha i took away your juice box and you can't get it back!!!!!
little girl 2: GIVE IT BACK YOU, YOU Shrek-head.
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