Speak to me Goose...

A request for input, information, direction or a clue from a fellow traveler.

Maverick (Tom Cruise) to his back-seater Goose (Anthony Edwards) as they are about to engage their adversary in a dogfight.

Driving and nearing my destinantion - but uncertain of the exact location - I said to my co-pilot "Speak to me Goose..."

Waiting for my laptop to boot up... "Speak to me Goose!"

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She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob

"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught

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I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

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your dog speaks chinese

One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel

Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese

I want to speak to the manager

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?

Don't Speak, Fuck You

Something to say when you're angry at people who are in your way.

"Fucking garbage collectors, get the fuck out of the road. Don't speak, fuck you!"

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I don't speak broke.

A phrase someone who has AirPods says and uses it against everyone else to flex.

Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.

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