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SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder) describes the unhealthy hate obsession with Taylor Swift
resulting in inserting her in situations she has nothing to do with or bodyshaming or slutshaming her . Usually done by Beliebers, Lovatics and other fandoms.
"Outsold Taylor"
"Dude. Shut up. Your SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder) is getting weird"
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A group of fucking liars who dragged John Kerry's name through the dirt on two false accusations:
1: "John Kerry never did anything heroic in Vietnam"
Acatually, John Kerry jumped off his swiftboat during a firefight to rescue a crew member who had falled overboard. And why don't you tell me about W's heroism while AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard?
2: "John Kerry betrayed his country"
Oh yeah? Let me tell you this. Out of concern for the troops being killed in Vietnam, John Kerry joined Vietnam Vets Against the War. John Kerry saw his country making a mistake and said so. That is patriotism. The "my country right or wrong" attitude is ignorance on par with medeival peasants.
Swift Boat Veterans for Truth sent out it's slanderous ads without the authorization of Bush? Bullshit.
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The deaf girl from Scream Queens that loves Taylor Swift
Deaf Taylor Swift just got her head mowed off
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That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist
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Here is the SHORT VERSION:
Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.
Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.
In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.
Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.
Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.
Also, if you made it all the way down here then please donate to me or follow me on Twitter!
Cashapp: cash.app/itsflexclass
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Thx!
Phil Swift is a multimillionaire who invented the most useful and flextastic family of products.
A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.
Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."
Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."
Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"
Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."
One of Taylor Swifts alter egos
Wow she likes cat girl Taylor swift, She must be emo