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Big Bang Scale

A game of 2 or more players (usually of the same sex) where colours are used to code the sexual attraction (fuckability) of a member of the opposite sex.

Red = Would not bang or poke on Facebook or with someone else's bargepole. Run the FUCK away.

Yellow = "Take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again". Do-able but after alcohol consumption.

Blue = Acceptable - individuals you are actually attracted to.

Black = Would definitely 'bang'.

UV = Fucking insane. Would resort in multiple pregnancies.

Darrell: "Dude, what you reckon to that girl over there on the Big Bang Scale?"

Josh: "She's not quite a blue, so yellow!"

Darrell: "So harsh man! I'd easily say she's a blue!"

by Sofa King Low December 11, 2012


Riddle Shot Scale

As you might seen Riddle Vision, the riddle shot scale was developed by three guys from Embry Riddle Prescott campus. The normal rating of girls is on the 1 to 10 scale with 10 being the hottest. Now the shot scale is how many shots you must take in order for a girl to be hot. 0 shots being the hottest girl because you dont need to be impaired to hook up with her.

Dude it would take me 4 shots on the riddle shot scale to hook up with that girl.

That girl would take 10 on the riddle shot scale.

by flyboyz777 July 12, 2010

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the ball scale of trippyness

It is the universal scale of how trippy something is or how many balls you are tripping. The scale goes from 1 to 18 and the units are balls

man i was trippin 12.5 balls on the ball scale of trippyness last night after dropping two of those new acid tabs

by broagan Lee Goerz May 12, 2008

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On a scale of 1 to 37

Quite possibly best the scale you could use to describe any situation. Better than 1 to 10, and more sophisticated than 1 to 100.

Woah, that's insane!

On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", that was like, 32!!!

by Moley UK June 2, 2009

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On a scale of 1-10

A scale used to rate someone's attractiveness. 1 being ugly as all hell and 10 being perfectly amazing ( although that's not possible, it's on the scale and whoever you see fit can be placed there )

On a scale of 1-10 desiigner is a 1. Cuz he looks like a fucking donkey.

by Chizi September 9, 2016

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Binary Scale of Hotness

Different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no.

The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.

There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.

"Dude, I am pretty fucked up, so I am switching to the Binary Scale of Hotness"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"

by Alpha Nude Omega November 28, 2009

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0 to 2 scale

A scale used in measuring the hotness of a girl. 0 means you would never do her, 1 means you would do her when you're drunk and 2 means you would do her sober.

Guy 1: Dude, totally hooked up with Claire last night.
Guy 2: What was she on the 0 to 2 scale?
Guy 1: 1, but I fucked her when I was drunk.
Guy 2: nice!

by bbuddy April 7, 2009

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