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Scissor Dicking

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.

I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.

by H.C.Sucker May 2, 2016


single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.

Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.

by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021


Sloppy Scissors

When two girls spread their legs and rub their genitals together.

OMG look at those skanks doing the sloppy scissors!

by Nico974 September 24, 2016


Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.

I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.

by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019


Safety Scissors

When a guy and a girl scissor but the guy cups his balls with one hand so they don’t get crushed

Damn, that safety scissors was so intense I bruised my hand

by Thog3.2 September 10, 2017


Safety Scissors

can cut playtime's jumprope, 1st prize's wires, and idk more

I cut playtime's jumprope with safety scissors

by August 18, 2024


Scissor & Tell

The equivalent of kiss & tell but in this case scissor & tell.

My friend Alani doesn’t scissor & tell

by Mrs Garrison June 10, 2023