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Gigachad celebrities everyone knows him he is stupid
your like Scott Tuckley cool
One of the swollest kids on planet earth. He once tried to pick up the Earth and accidentally tossed the sun. Legend has it he won a Fortnite Battle Royale game with 54 kills once, each kill done by flexing his biceps on the enemy, it which led to the turning off of the PlayStation. He called Kyle Faulkner, a Jewish Leader that will never pass his brother in anything in life, a Jew so many times, that Kyle became the God of Jews. If you see Connor, either run, or give him a big ‘ol smooch because either way, your fucked.
Innocent Citizen: Hey, have you met Connor Scott?
Innocent Citizen 2: (in hospital) no, but his fist met me.
It’s the linking of two or more unrelated thing by using random things that some how makes it true
Dang did you see how just made jesus the daughter of Hillary Clinton.
Yeah man it made total sense
Of course becuase jesus has 5 letters and Hillary has 7 and if you do 7-5 you get 2 and 2’s a even number.
Yup two is a even number and if you multiply it by 3 it equals six and there is 6 letters in Hillary and Christ.
Man that’s all the evidence I need. tTme to go vote for jesus’ s monther for the election!
And it’s all thanks to that’ good ol’ Scott logic
When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!
Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law
Scott the Thot was walking down the street when he found some three leaf clovers to take home for dinner
The act of karate chopping an annoying kid in the adam's apple.
If this kid doesn't shut up, I'm gonna Scott-chop him so hard he won't be able to breathe right for a week.