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metro sexuality

when a straight guy acts gay
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik


okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality

that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality

by hellosunshine11 March 27, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


metro-sexual

Refers to someone who is straight but who practices good grooming, style, fashion sense, etc, but who is homophobic enough to worry it might get him labeled as "gay."

Don't gay bash me, I'm just metrosexual

by GrrlsBois January 17, 2004

120๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


sexual wednesday

(n): the day of the week in which people become extremely sexual and perverted. Mainly influenced by Jenna Marbles.

"OMG that's so perverted Moira, wait, it must be sexual Wednesday"

by 471289569839r321 February 26, 2012

78๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


sexually ambidextrous

Bisexual. Someone who goes both ways.

That girl Katie likes girls and guys. She's totally sexually ambidextrous.

by ReginaPhalange2 April 8, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


french-sexual

Someone who identifies as French-sexual is highly attracted to people who either can speak French or have a French accent

Person: Dude... I think I'm French-sexual.
Person 2: Dude.. What's that..?
Person: The only people I seem to like are French...

by X.Cross April 10, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sexual Disorientation

adj: When one is so horny (or drunk) that everyone, regardless of gender, looks fuckable.

"Wow! Last night, after that fourth shot of tequila, I was trolling around town and suffered a complete case of sexual disorientation! I don't even know who those people were in my bed this morning ... I need a shot! Brutal man!"

by warmbrother October 2, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jack Sexual

Being in love or attracted to acting star Jack Dylan Grazer

Anna: Iโ€™m in love with Jack!

Rosie: That means your Jack Sexual!

by Jack Sexual December 31, 2021

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