first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball
i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft
A name you give a person so u can insult them when a teacher/authoritative figure is in the area.
Hey shaft noggen get over here.
when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache
that girl is a shaft mistress.
Why?
cause, she got a cum mustache.
The part of a man's penis that is hidden from view either under the pubic mound or above the testicles. The inner shaft is not seen but is felt during intercourse.
Kianna: "My God has it gotten bigger?
Joe: "Nah baby that's just the inner shaft. It'll sneak up on ya!"
Large handlebar mustache, typically with a twirl, used to tickle the "shaft" while performing oral pleasure.
Have you seen how long his shaft tickler grew?
The name of a really awesome water pump.
Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!
Two guys that are in a bromance that repress their sexual energy for each other.
Aran and James are such shaft brothers! They should just fuck already!