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When A man shoves his ass in his lovers face, and takes a shit.(only works with diarrhea) The blast acts like a shotgun, spewing feces on his lovers face.
"I was having sex and needed to take a shit, I had really bad diarrhea, so I gave her the Hillbilly Shotgun."
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Getting a guy off by simultaneously jerking him off and sticking at least one finger in his ass, such that the general action imitates the cocking of a shotgun.
I fired a massive shot when your mom gave me a shotgun.
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when someone inhales the smoke of a menthol newport cigarette through their butthole then exhales it through a fart while someone else inhales the just released smoke from the other persons butt
jim wanted me to do a spanish shotgun after he did a spanish inhale
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1) When a woman is preforming fellatio and the man blows a load so hard it actually makes a hole in the back of the womans head and he precedes to place kryptonite in the hole that has been made by a giant load of super semen. AKA dry or very thick semen
"Man i pulled a superman shotgun on Lois Lane last night"
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Double-barreled shotgun crossbow used by Willem Dafoe's character in the 2010 vampire horror film Daybreakers. The single greatest vampire-slaying weapon this side of the sun.
Okay Ash, you've got the chainsaw. Buffy, you get Mr. Pointy. I get the SHOTGUN CROSSBOW.
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Similiar to a helper monkey, helper shotguns are put into use by disabled persons to perform tasks. However, unlike (most) helper monkeys, helper shotguns are also used to lay in the smack down on any disrespecting peeps.
That bitch didn't disrespect me after I brought out my helper shotgun.
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Respectfully obeying all rules related to the acquisition of riding "shotgun" in any given car ride.
Guy 1: Hey man I rode shotgun all the way here. How about you ride shotgun back home.
Guy 2: Hey man thanks!
Guy 1: Don't mention it I'm just practicing shotgun chivalry!
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