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Me: hey look at that simp, harald gay
Friend: ok
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Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton. (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal
Hey, my friend Nuriya is a simp.
Did you hear about shelbie? She’s a total simp.
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A man who does anything to get into a woman’s pants, but is in the end is un-successful in doing Doing so
Man, chad bought Jessica a new bag, he’s getting no pussy that Simp
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S - socks
I - in
M - my
P - pockets
Yo is Derek a simp?
Yeah he always carries at least one sock in his pocket
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A simp is someone who does work or does unnecessary things for thier girlfriend or someone they like.
David gave his girlfriend some sour straps, he is a simp.
Mr. Li did a maths question for his girlfriend when she asked, what a simp.
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A man who will do anything he has to do to get a smell of the female genitalia
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•A girl that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under men in hopes of winning them over, without the male bringing anything to the table.
•A girl that puts too much value on a male for no reason .
•A man that prides herself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every male.
SIMP stands for Suckers Idolising Mediocre Penis
MI is a SIMP for Shay
MI wants Shat so much she cant help but be a SIMP
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