The only man in the world who can kick Chuck Norris's ass.
OJ Simpson made Chuck Norris cry by kicking him in the face.
He’s a tiktok thot nigger, but he’s kinda thicc and would definitely smash that ass
Bus down, lemme see Luke Simpson bus down!
bart simpson edits are the profile picture of most fake depressed 11-12 year olds. usually a song by x in the back if it is a video edit.
dad: hey son! what’s the meaning of your profile picture? it’s a bart simpson edit!
son: nothing
*dad walks away*
dad: hey bro, what’s the meaning of my sons profile picture?
bro: does he play fortnite?
dad: yeah, he’s never off the game!
bro: oh... he’s a “depressed” little guy who makes fortnite dancing tiktoks and craves attention.
dad: ah... well that explains a lot
A method of eating grapefruit, where, once cut down the middle, granulated sugar is generously applied everywhere. it is then licked off, and the grapefruit discarded into the trash.
I'm going to eat my grapefruit 'homer simpson style.'
A term for farms that have a a soil PH of 9.6 when they need a 7-8 max.
Heh! You're not gonna grow nothing on the Old Simpson Place! That's why ya daddy abandoned it!
Password used by OJ Simpson to get on his computer
slash slash backslash slash and escape