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A mouth breathing, knuckle dragging roid raging douchebag who's covered in shitty tats, lives off daddy's money and travels the country with his post-op transsexual "wife" spreading nonsense.
Hey, did you see Chris Sky at the antivax rally with all the other shitheads?
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Midnight Sky is a rapper trying to make it in the world of rap. Usually white, but thinks they're black. Listens to mainly Lil Wayne and thinks she is as talented as him, although she does come quite close. She has haters but only because they wish they were as talented. Loved by most, Hated by many, Listend to by ALL.
Kevin: Yo that girls so hot, shes a good rapper too, you think she's going anywhere?
Bob: No man, she's just a Midnight Sky
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While idle, gazing around one's environment for no apparent reason.
Officer approaches navy candidate in line at chow, "Penar! Did I just catch you sky larking?"
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morning wood when you touch it you ejaculate instantly.
Dude, I woke up this morning and touched my sky cock and esploded on my covers.
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The action of shoving a large can of gummi worms into the small crevice between the ass and vaginal area of a zebra.
The zoo keeper decided to play a prank, and sky eel the zebras.
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When a couple, usually a man and a woman, are both high on heroine during sex. As the woman is on top of the man giving oral sex, the man ejaculates so much that he causes the woman to choke and gag.
Bob: Oh man, last night, me and my girlfriend were on so much heroine, that when she was blowing me, I sky monkey'd her so bad! She was on the ground choking for so long!
Adam: Woah bro, at least you didnt give her a amish plow!
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Sky blue is a soft blue, it is for those type of girls that wanted blue, but dont want the actual color blue because its for guys.
Him: What's your favorit color ?
Her: Sky Blue.
Him: Why ?
Her: Because Blue is for guys.(:
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