sleep drunk

The state of the mind and body after being sleep deprived. Has similar symptoms to being drunk such as forgetfulness, laughing at things that aren't really that funny, and irritability.

After I only got two hours of sleep, I went into work completely sleep drunk. I was in a mild daze for the entire morning.

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Sleep calling

When you fall asleep in a call with someone and they don't mind it so they go sleep in a call with you. Often done by people who are close to each others or are e-dating

Person 1: Oh damn, yesterday I fell asleep in a call with Sarah
Person 2: Just fell asleep or did u do sleep calling?
Person 3: Sleep call man, sleep call..

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sleep tight

Meaning Sleep well.
Very well used phrase in the English - speaking world. It's been common at bedtime for many years in the form of "good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite", or something like that.

A: 'ight dude, I'm out. Good night.
B: Good night. Sleep tight.
A: Sweet! Thanks Brah!! I'll holler at you tomorrow. Peace out.
B: Peace.

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sleeping dragon

A penis that, when limp, is embarassingly small, but when erect, is of suitable or better size.

Yeah, laugh all you want now ladies, come to my place and I'll show you it's a sleeping dragon.

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sleep writing

It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.

Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?

žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!

Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??

žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..

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Sleeping Hippo

A turd left in the top tank of a toilet. Often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.

Liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.

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sleep crapnea

Crapping your pants in your sleep; usually when you are sick and you wake up in the middle of the night to a wet brown surprise.

"Mom it happened again, damned sleep crapnea."

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