Lithuanian slice and spice

The action of spreading a persons gluteus maximus, placing a Manila envelope on their anus, quickly moving it back and fourth leaving them with many paper cuts. After the slicing, proceed to dabble hot sauce or hand sanitizer (or both) atop the torn anus.

Tiffany was very reluctant to give me a BJ last night so I gave her a Lithuanian slice and spice.

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Slice Me Nice

The parting of the bum cheeks before anal. Usually a reference to intercourse between gay men. Made popular by the sold out on Itunes cover by Lady Lloyd one of the most famous Drag Queens/Fuck Ups in History, Star of the infamous Drag Queens of London (verified on Twitter)

You sliced my ass in two
That man over there I'd love him to slice me nice
I would slice you nice all over London

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slice my bread

Slice my bread a reference used when you and your friends (or if u have none and are by yourself) find a hot picture of a guy and they are extra fine and sharply looking. Mostly when they have a jawline sharper than a knife that you can not get over.

When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.

"OMG did you SEE that jawline it was on point."
" Yah, I KNOW SLICE MY BREAD LIKE SERIOUSLY."

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Slice of Bread Challenge

Eating challenge where you have to eat a slice of white bread in under 45 seconds with no drink to help. Harder than it sounds, because it dries your mouth pretty quick. Not as bad as the cinnamon challenge. I expected it to be a breeze, but it was harder than I thought. Managed to get it in about 24 seconds though.

Lets do the Slice of Bread Challenge

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Ninja Turtle slice

A large slice of pizza similar to that seen in the opening scene of Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze at Ray's Pizza. Typically a Ninja Turtle slice would be at least 1/5 or 1/4 of the entire pizza.

Dude, I just tried a new pizza place and they had ninja turtle slices.

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Pi Slices of Pie

When some math geeks celebrate their birthday by having each half of their cake cut into four pieces, with three of them each having an arc length equal to the radius of the cake.

Deduce that pi slices of pie leads to the fact that “2π radians = 360 degrees.”

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Kimbo Slice Syndrome

Kimbo Slice Syndrome is a syndrome you get when you suck at UFC too much or your on a losing streak. eg. 3 losses in a row

Chuck Liddell: Man i suck at UFC, i lost 3 times in a row.
Anderson Silva: DOODE you just have Kimbo Slice Syndrome
Chuck Liddell: OHHH, thanks Ande
Anderson Silva: No problems

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