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Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.
When you eagerly post some 'breaking' news to a chat room, online community or forum, in an attempt to gain some social kudos and increase your importance. However, after posting you find that someone else had posted the same story just a few posts above. The community then decorates your post with Snail emojis to let you know that you are in fact very slow and you've lost social kudos points, as well as providing amusement to your peers. This is known as being 'Snailed'.
The Penguin posted the video of Jack Grealish asking what an Encyclopaedia was into the football chatroom. Mackeydee had already posted the same video half an hour earlier, so the Penguin's post was snailed like fuck and we all laughed.
When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.
“She actually sat on his face man”
“Really? Yo, homeboy got snailed.”
After a girl is cream pied she rubs her vagina on someone
After we had sex she got on top of me and snailed me.
Getting snailed is the act of which a guy will nut in a pussy and after the girl will drag her pussy all over their body. Leaving a snail trail.
“Get snailed bro”
“Damn stop snailin on my chest”
“Wanna snail tonight?”
When a guy cums into a girl and she forcibly slides her pussy up over his chest and onto his face.
“Damn, I got snailed by that bitch last night”
For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"