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A special order at McDonalds which contains:
1x Deluxe Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
1x Large Fries
1x Coca Cola
20x Chicken Nuggets
2x Apple Pies
and occasionally 5 Hashbrowns all doused in Sweet and Sour Sauce.
Damn dude the last dude who ate a biso special in one go got gout and lactose intolerance.
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Whenever a house is built in a subdivision for the momentary gain of the evil developers and "home builders", this is what the landscaping is refered to.
Often in place of a wooded area that contains irreplacable diversity in it's flora and fauna, The builder will select a generic assortment of bushes, trees, and other plants. These will typically include the short lived Bradford Pear, Red Maple, Pin oak (both native to marshy areas), Burning Bush, Japanese Barberry (both considered invasive), various Junipers & arborvites, Korean Boxwood, and whatever other generic plants they have to choose from at places like WAL-MART, Lowes, Home Depot, K Mart and Target.
This is even the case around 2 million dollar McMansions.
This is one of the reasons why suburban sprawl is so damaging and why it disrupts the delicate ecological balance.
The builders special can also be seen around commercial development.
What a waste of land, this was 100 acres of farmland plus another 50 acres that was forested, and now we have a generic sudivision with 2 acre lots, McManions and ranch houses set all the way to the back of their lots. And whatever varity of plants that was found in the wooded portion will be lost forever to be replaced by the builder's special.
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A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.
To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.
The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?
Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
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After having sex, remove the condom, grab the tip of the condom with your thumb and forefinger, Pull back on the other end of the condom and flick it into the unsuspecting victims face , if all goes well you'll have a girl with cum all over her face and a red mark from the point of impact, Extra points for hitting her in the eye.
Dude i gave sally a Rick special last night, she dumped me.
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An idiotic person with no regard for their own or other's safety.Special because they're just...a little...different .And a cone because cones attract a lot of attention.
"Wow did you see that idiot over there?"
"Yeah, they're a real special cone."
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Applies to situations where you feel like you took the biggest dump in the world, and when you try to find your brown baby, it's disappeared, thus it is a Houdini "Special." Contrary to what the definition suggests, there is nothing magical about this phenomenon, because the shit simply dives deep into the abyss where no light shines through.
Guy #1: "Yo what took so long in there, bro?"
Guy #2: "In the bathroom? Well, I felt like I took the biggest shit in the world... and goddamn it wouldn't you know, it was a Houdini Special"
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The Russell Special is when one blows a game of pool, by way of scratching on the 8-ball on a seemingly easy shot.
(following a shot): "Oh, the Russell Special!"
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