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V. Throwing up the next morning after a long night of drinking.
"I have a feeling if anything goes in this body other than a sip of water ever 30 minutes I might have a spit-fit."
When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
The Art Of Gathering Enough Spit... And Releasing It At The Right Time Upon Ure Partner, To Make Them Think You Have Cum, Used In Conjunction WithThe-False-Cum
I Got The Trick Spit Perfect Last Night On Her Back She Tunrd To A Milky Greeting...
I Trick Spitted That Bitch...
The act of quitting your job so you can hit on a former coworker who has reservations about dating coworkers
Coworker 1: Where's Brian? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.
Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?
Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.
The act of spitting into both palms of your hands, grabbing your partner's genitals (male/female), and jerking/rubbing them in a furious yet delightful pattern. Can often be associated with heavy gagging.
Male 1: Hey man, how was it last night with your girl, did you score?
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*
Spit up (or past tense, spat up) is a small bit of puke, usually the size of a quarter, but very rarely bigger, that would be classified as vomit. Typically happens in vurps or in very light nausea stages.
I just burped.. and I tasted a bit of spit up