Wig Split

1.) To be impressed or in total awe of an outside stimulus. 2.) To be highly impressed to the point of excitement or elation.

"GOD-DAMN! Did you see that UFO abduct Sally Struthers in a beam of light?! That shit left my wig split!"

"Dude I just saw Tila Tequila get pelted with trash and human fecal matter at the Insane Clown Posse show... Shit split my wig back several times over..."

"Ghandi split my wig... he was a wigsplitter..."

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Banana split

Quite simply, having sex with another man's balls; similar to tit-fucking, a banana split is achieved when a man wraps another man's testicles around the shaft of his penis.

I couldn't fuck my best friend's father: he only had one testicle, and I just love to Banana split.

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Split Lip

a term commonly used for black people because of constant street fights cause them to often have split lips.

That god damn Split Lip robbed me for all my cash!

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splitting the nugget

The act in anall sex

can't u catch aids easier by splitting the nugget?

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split the atom

(pre COVID) any task that is very difficult to do
(COVID era) when a business requires you to wear a mask to enter, no exceptions!

Alex: Yo G-money, lets go grub downtown at Therapy
G-money: Not feeling it bro, too many MAGAtards out homie
Alex: Shit will be safe bro, the make you split the atom.
G-money: I'm in!

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Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

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split roast

A girl and boy top and tail whilst both naked. The same as a "69" the boy is licking the girl out while she gives him head.

Maz: Did you go round Mark's house last night?
Juliet: Yeah, I had a well nice split roast!

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