Magic Growing Sponge Egg Toy

A small pill made up of a compressed sponge inside a gel pill. When placed in water the casing dissolves, the sponge grows, and all delight! The sponge is often colored and cut into fun shapes, such as animals or dinosaurs.

I bought a pack of magic growing sponge egg toys for my kids, but they ate them all. They've been puking rainbow sponge dinos for hours.

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sponge in the holy water real fast

when you are at a wake and are about to cry then you find a sponge in the holy water and you start laughing real fast

When my aunt arlene died i pulled a sponge in the holy water real fast

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Sponge Bog Square Head

A very rare species known to Earl Haig only, whose scientific name is bigussucksuptoteacherus

only one left known to man..... romanian..... how ironic
bogdan

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Sponge Blob Blood Pants

Sponge used by hookers so they can work whilst on their period.

'Shit I've pushed my sponge blob blood pants up so far I can't get it out'

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portuguese sponge bath

Using jizz on a loofa to clean partner.

"Dude I totally Portuguese sponge bathed your sister this weekend"

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autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

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Busted Like A Sponge

Phrase used by one as an explanation or response to a negative(usually) statement.

1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!

2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?