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When you blow into someone's asshole and they fart it back out into your mouth.
I was eating ass last night and got Hillary Starfished.
To take a dump.
Especially in an outside toilet.
May I use your bathroom?
I need to relax the chocolate starfish.
When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.
Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."
Him: hey babe would you send me a pic
Her: of my dusty starfish? Sure <3
A very small YouTuber, so small this YouTuber made his own Urban Dictionary page.
Person 1: Heard of a small channel called Starfish Superstar
Person 2: Never, one of the ones with like 100 Subcribers?
Person 1: Yeah, even less actually.
Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe
Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?
No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested