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starfish stabber

A man or woman who prefers the poop pipe.

I was drugged by a starfish stabber. Some starfish stabber's are blocking the road.

by jerk store June 13, 2023


Starfish Butter

Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe

Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?

No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested

by The doughboy conglomerate March 25, 2022


starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.

Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee

by dabatrin February 10, 2018


Jizzbelly Starfish

A straight person that acts gay who also acts like Patrick from spongebob.

Timmy P. Is such a jizzbelly starfish.

by Uber Dragon flex January 20, 2019


One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021


Atlantic City Starfish

When a couple is having sexual intercourse, and the male takes a starfish and shoves it in the girls vagina while she screams " Uhnnn Yah ". Then removes it and shoves it in the back of her head.

Damn, I gave my girl a nice Atlantic City Starfish last night.

by Mohandas Ghandi October 9, 2010