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A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.
If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.
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Copying somebody else's cool lingo from their status entry or other.
"Facebook status: Toad Man used to care, but things have changed. Check youtube's L9EKqQWPjyo
hey!!!
that's status plagiarism Mike! come up with your own status worthy songs ;)"
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The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...
I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.
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One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.
Richard had such low self-esteem he became a status ho.
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G Status can be used either as an adjective or an exlamation. It refers to the quality of something being G, Gangsta, Great, Ghetto, or Godtastic. Derivatives of G Status include the verb G.
-Fatty Ged up hard this weekend
-What did he do?
-He drank a whole bottle of Tussin and killed a freshman girl!
-G Status!
-I wish I was black...
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When you're too much of a loser to have a friend to do the Eifel Tower with.
His friend bailed, so he had to Statue of Liberty instead of Eifel Towering me
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a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.
'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'
'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'
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