head of steam

When you are thrusting your partner using maximum effort, not dissimilar to the crankshaft of a steam engine & in a similar repetition rate & force of a M2 Browning machine gun...

I had a full head of steam so I unleashed it on the Mrs last night!

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Steamed Dimmy

A visibly puffy human fanny usually found firmly attached to the lower torso region on most female kinds sporting the undeniable appearance of a severely overworked and somewhat overheated dumpling type formation seeping rich moisture from its inflamed and swollen bulging physique. Recent studies have found that in some rare cases the female pleasure mounds super flaps (swollen lips) or ‘STEAMED DIMMY’, has even been known to have tripled in its original shape and size morphing to an impressive visual display consisting of bulky aftermarket mass stemming directly from the impure thoughts of the carriers developing sexual desires which then gradually results in a highly focused and dedicated, ferocious beat down of physical manipulation in one of the following forms;

a). a vigorous prolonged self infliction session

or

b). the mutual erotic infliction of a party/group involving two or more participants causing the guardian lips on either side of the fanny to become impressively enlarged by engulfing the vaginal hatch area creating a meaty formation which replicates the dominant safe housing similar to that of a large oceanic morsel/mollusk in order to prevent any foreign objects bearing the intentions of causing more destructive problems already sustained within the fragile damp and tender feminine compartment of privacy.

“Elenor, is that a ‘Steamed Dimmy’ bulging from within the confined front compartment of your ‘Lorna Jane’ yoga pants? Or was Russel just glad to see you this morning?”

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steaming broccoli

When you take a shit and it comes out green.

Damn, I just took a steaming broccoli

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steam fuck

When you boil water and capture the steam and put your dick in it

I'm about to steam fuck that

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Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart

"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"

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steam turbine

Refer's to a sex session where the movement begins slow, and as the man and woman begin to sweat more, they are driven to increase the tempo, power, and volume of the sex session until one of them achieves an orgasm of such force that it causes one or both parties to release a "WWOOOOOOOOOOO" type noise, and both seize up due to muscle fatigue.

I was hoping for a simple quickie.. but after things got going.. it just turned into a steam turbine and we couldn't stop ourselves! And that is why I have charlie horses in both legs.

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Steaming Seagal

To defacate on your partners chest followed by rapidly karate chopping the feces pile. Similar to a Steam Jackhammer.

She was really into the Steaming Seagal until I started beating on her chest and saying one liners.

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