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Operation Desert Storm was when Iraq invaded Kuwait and Saddam called it:"The thirteenth province of Iraq". The U.S. Army drove back Saddam into his soil after 1991 (a few month's after the occupation). See also: Gulf War
George Bush senior launched it.
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To urinate for a rather lengthy period of time.
Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
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1. A saying indicating that no choice offers more advantage in certain situations where time is the most important factor to consider in making a decision.
1: Damn, I am so horny I would lay that fat bag in the corner.
2: Yah well, any port in a storm.
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When eating out a girl, you repeatedly thrust your nose into her anus.
Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?
Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle
Dave: That's really nasty dude
Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.
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Farting so badly that you stink up the entire double wide, often times creating a light brown haze that makes it challenging to see across the room. Most commonly happens in Oklahoma.
Damn Chad - you created a doublewide dust storm in here. No more chili dogs for you!
When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.
"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."
When you are running late to work because you were caught up trying to scrub all the dried cum off your titties.
Sorry Sarah! I’ll be there soon. I got caught up in a Toledo Ice Storm