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Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.
Something a hooker wears to get more money
She wore the hookers strap today…
The thin beard along a mans chin.
Short for Douche-strap because only douche bags have them
This douche asked me out but I turned him down because he had a D-strap
The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
A cunt strap is amazing word for a females underwear
As men struggle to determine what you call female underwear there is now a word you are welcome
Creater : Dylan the big cock friend
Also Teoman you stink u cat piss prick
“Hey sue what’s that in your drawer
“Oh it’s my new cunt strap”
An aggressive, feminine presenting lesbian woman.
“Wow that’s girl was all over me!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”
A girl buys 4 strap-on dildos and attach them on each side of her body on her hip, one in the front, another in the back, another on the right and then another on the left. Then she talks with 4 homossexual guys and invites them to go to her house. Once they are inside, she asks them to go into dog position, one in the front, another behind her, another on her right and another on her left and they must have their assholes pointed to her. She now is in the middle of them. After that she does the hula hula dance from hawaii and penetrates each strap-on on each asshole. And thats the strap hula.
Girl: Hey guys, do you wanna come over here in my house?
4 Homossexual guys: Yeah sure!
- They are now inside her house...
Girl: Now you must go into dog position, with your knees and hands on the floor with your assholes pointed to me and i'll be in the middle.
- They are now in dog position...
- The girl puts some hawaian music...
Girl: NOW WE GO INTO STRAP HULA MODE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!