Swamp Geese

A group of less attractive females/ a group of mud ducks together(usually friends)

Man those girls over there are swamp geese!!

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swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs

Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers

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swamp penguin

A black and white flightless-bird (often described as having a fur coat resembling a tuxedo in appearance) that has strayed seriously out of it's element due to a rare communicable disease known as swamp fever. Few survive.

Be wary of swamp penguins as they are disoriented, agitated, and easily startled. They can strike without warning and have razor sharp poison tipped beaks. Do not approach, or try to entice the creature by imitating a dead fish. Contact local wildlife authorities immediately and surround your house with an unbearable number of garden gnomes and pink flamingos to distract the beast and keep it at bay.

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breakfast swamp

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

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swamp ass

excessive buildup of moisture around your "junk"

I was sitting in the library when I got the worst case of swamp ass.

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Swamp Yankee

A term used to negatively describe old families in small New England towns that have three defining characteristics: taciturn, unemotional and cheap.

That swamp yankee owns the whole damn town and jacked up the rents on the buildings so high that no one can afford to operate a business on Main Street anymore.

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swamp turkey

another name for a hoodrat or dungeon monkey.......or a women that lays around the neighborhood waiting for sex and is ussually on crack.....

yo mama is a swamp turkey.....even I hit it

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