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-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.
-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
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A dank alcoholic beverage containing beer, lemonade, mango margarita mix, blue raspberry vodka, and sometimes water/ice. It was invented at Project Bex.
Woah man, I think I drank too much Bex Juice last night.
(Verb) when a dog excretes liquid from their anal glands and it smells like tuna juice
My beagle mix named Sandra just tuna juiced on the bed again.
Dripping sweat from one's ass crack.
Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.
When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".
1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.
2: Cool.
(noun) Mixture of equal parts valve oil, spit, and water- sipped from a trumpet mute.
"Ay ay, ay yay, drink Jazz Juice everyday."
Arabic Version of Lipton Iced Tea. Drank by U.S. Soldiers in Iraq or Afghanistan. Originated by M.E. on board the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) In 2001 while in support of Operation Enduring Freedom.
Yo shipmate, get me two Scamid Juices while you are down there.