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The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."
My toilet scab is about to fall off and give me a red halo in my underwear.
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The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.
I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.
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The act of gathering a large amount of toilet paper and covering a house with it.
Dude, lets go Toilet Papering , we can T.P. that bully's house.
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The "self-cleaning" public restrooms located on the streets of fine cities such as San Fransisco. For 25 cents, one has fifteen minutes or so to do one's business before being showered with shit water. A haven for junkies with nowhere else to shoot up. They are usually sopping wet, out of toilet paper, the toilets are plugged up, and the floor is littered with used syringes.
I'd rather piss in the middle of the freeway than pay to get into another filthy space toilet.
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when you somehow fuck up spelling the worst meme/series of 2023
skibi toilet
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Clay poop marks left inside the toilet after someone takes a dump.
Patty grossed everyone out after she wrote on the inside of the bowl with toilet chalk.
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When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.
Tom: Did you forget to flush?
Jerry: No, I always flush!
Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?
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