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A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.
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When you feel the need to cry, but being a man, one "man tear" falls down your left cheek.
Look on Brayden's left cheek, is that a man tear?
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Tears concerning a male under 18, mainly comprised of H20 and salts.
"Austin is going to cry boy tears when he sees this definition"
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When you make out with a girl who has recently had her period and is currently using a tampon or pad, and proceed to put your hand down her pants and pull out the pad or tampon and smack her in the face by suprise multiple times. She will then look like a native american who just left a long destructive battle.
"Yo dude I heard you gave that chick a trail of tears last night!"
"Yeah man she got owned!"
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The pungent aroma left behind as someone walks and farts at the same time.
Dude, I thought I was cool until somebody came down the same aisle as me and walked right into my trail of tears.
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the tears of white women, often used to mitigate blame, refuse responsibility, or sway authorities into siding with the crying woman. A tactic that often gets black men arrested or murdered by police.
Barbecue Becky sheds her Becky tears but the police didn't buy it this time.
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When you go on a strict diet of only hot sauce and chilies for three days and then blow your load directly into a girls eyes. It burns so bad she will leave a trail of tears.
So I gave her a trail of tears last night.....now she is legally blind
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