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The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.
"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
Better and more creative way to say I don’t know
Q: Do you have herpes ?
A: Tell me and will both know.
Världens bästa människa
A very very sexy girl
Singel right now
(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Meaningfully tell someone leng that they’re leng on October 9th.
“Hey, Sam! You’re leng”
“Its Tell Someone Their Leng Day, isnt it?”
used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.
"My car broke down on the highway in the pouring rain, and I had to wait for hours for a tow truck." "Tell me about it," my friend replied, sighing as they clutched their own dead phone. (Their sigh and clutching the phone imply they're also stuck in a difficult situation).
Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!
Hey Chris, I need to tell you something
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!