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When another being gives you a passive aggressive compliment and you are unsure of their true feelings behind it. As in, is this a compliment or an insult??🤔
Being#1: I just wanted to thank you for coming to visit me. It feels really good to know that I can trust you with my most private information and that you would never induce shame or humiliate me.
Being#2: ummm.... Is this a fuck you/thank you?? (Internal dialogue: Are you trying to imply that I did use your personal information against you to induce shame and humiliate you??🤔)
Being#1: Why would you say that??
Being#2 physical response:🤷🏽
Being#2 Internal dialogue response: because I have a guilty conscious😔
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When you need to abruptly end a conversation and have simply had enough contact with other humans. It can be used to end a conversation at any point, and is especially useful if the person is repeating themselves.
John: so yeah Sandra was like totally into me and I was..
Me: ok thanks bye (OTB) (hangs up, gets up and leaves)
John:….totally into her.. hey Steve are you there / where are you going
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A word of gratitude from a green man
Thank You For Not Being a Racist
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When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.
“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!
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The day that everyone who plays Identity V (IDV) could spam the word "Thank You!" in the game match and in the server chat. This day can be celebrated on any day, so what are you waiting for gamers,- go for it! Also, don't forget to spam "Thank You!" when someone got hit or downed within 5 seconds in when the game started!
Oh, this person just got TERROR SHOCK, let's spam "Thank You!" to be their moral support, and to celebrate the National IDV Thank You Day.
1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.
2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (usually a sixteen-year-old unattractive computer geek).
"Yeah last night I had sex with this one ugly chick, so I decided to hurry it up, so it was just wham bam thank you ma'am."
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