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someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to fuck
usually one of the lads
friend: who do you think is a top shagger
me: ah definitely that WillNE bloke i heard he’s even shagged stephen tries
The definitions majorly made by what some consider to be dead people.
“Oh hey look! It’s a top definition. I wonder who made it?”
“Tommy, my bro. He’s from 2015. He’s dead. Deader than dead. The deadest dead. He’s what we call, “grown old enough to leave the urban dictionary, his home, behind.”
A hairstyle, much like the flat top, made popular by ND head coach Charlie Weis. The fat top is a flat top worn by a really disgusting, fat, sweaty, mess of a guy. There is nothing worse than a fat guy with a flat top. Bryant Reeves, a shitty basketball player in the late 90's, known as "the big country," had the greatest fat top in NBA history, narrowly defeating Greg "the fag" Ostertag in his Utah Jazz heyday. Walter Sobchak, John Goodman's character in the movie "The Big Lebowski," was recently awarded the greatest fat top in cinema history by the American Film Institute. 72% of men with fat-tops cannot see their dick without using multiple well-placed mirrors.
ND cafeteria worker: "Hey coach, how are you?"
Coach Weis: "I'm great, I'll have my usual."
ND cafeteria worker: "the punch bowl of beef gravy with 2 pounds of bacon and a bag of cheese on top?"
Coach Weis: "yeah, and a diet coke."
ND cafeteria worker: "Good luck this weekend coach, oh, and nice fat top."
Coach Weis: (muffled, pouring bowl into face while still in line) "thank you"
(n) a male version of a female tank top. This item can often be found in tourist attraction areas and usually has names of cities, islands, beer brands, gyms, beaches, and nascar racers. Mank tops are often worn by jacked, beer drinking bros.
Yo bro, I copped this sick mank top in Orlando. It says Orlando on it dude I got you one, too.
Bro, that dude in the mank top looks jacked and he's probably chill, too.
A method of filtering or sorting different objects or entities on a website, based on a user rating.
A quick way of getting to the good stuff, without trawling through the shite.
Haven't time to decide on one of the varied and plentiful categories on xhamster? Click "Top Rated" and smash one out in record time.
The maximum possible speed something can attain.
The top speed of that car is 240 mph.
When a woman on top rides the slick willy as though the man beneath her is a horse.
I sure do enjoy a good top riding.