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A phrase which should be used toward someone who has nothing better to do with the time they have off from school, work, etc.
Ronald: I submit a new word to the Urban Dictionary editors EVERYDAY
J: Wow you must have a lot of free time
Ronald: Yeah I do. Thanks!
J: You don´t get it, do you?
Ronald:What do you mean?
J:*sigh*...
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a black homeless guy that lives in boston who loves porn. He also makes it known that he licks pussy before he "fucks them white bitches with big titties."
Your almost as cool as ,"Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict."
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A true opportunity which appears negative but may be easily capitalized based on ingenuity, hard work and a unique perspective.
When you see a lot of holes, it's time to make the doughnuts.
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Refers to the various parking lots located on the campus of Winter Park High School. Only Cars that either A. cost over $50,000 B have a BMW/Mercedes/Lexus/Cadillac badge C. Have over 17 inch rims D Have an exhaust capable of waking all of WP. E get less than 7 MPG, are allowed in.
Jock mc Football- “Yo, new kid what kind of whip you repin in Winter Park High School B/C/D Lot”
New kid- “A 2004 BMW 540i, nice right?”
Jock mc Football – Man that shit so weak, get the fuck outta hur, I Drive a 2008 Mercedes S-500 with ejector seat, and Automatic condom dispenser
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Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.
"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"
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In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.
Dang Son! I got 32 kills and only 1 death! I eat more than I shit a lot.
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Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.