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An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma
I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
Getting jerked off by a girl with no idea- going way too hard and fast.
My dick is well sore mate, got a hard shake off some girl last night.
When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.
Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.
Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.
Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard
Mike: *silence*
An expression that rejects judgement, while instead admitting the complexity of a situation.
Maria: "He seemed like a nice guy."
Bri: "Well, it's hard to tell."
The act of fast, rough, hard sex
Hey man.....sorry I'm so exhausted, I've been hard banging all night
a stone or pebble which is particularly solid.
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