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Patriot Act

Yet another phrase used to whip people into a Bush-hating frenzy, the PATRIOT Act actually makes punishments against people who perform unauthorized wiretaps or use unauthorized listening devices harsher, thus PROTECTING people's privacy.

...but just try telling someone that.

Person 1: So what exactly is the PATRIOT Act?
Person 2: THEY'RE STEALING YOUR RIGHTS! YOUR RIGHTS!
Person 1: Seriously? What rights did they steal? Do you even know what the PATRIOT Act does or are you just repeating stuff you heard from some crank online?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Hello?
Person 2: CHICKENHAWK! YOU'RE SUPPORTING A MASS-MURDERER!
Person 1: What!?

by Civan August 4, 2006

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Echoes Act 3

The stand of Koichi Hirose from Part 4 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, "Diamond is Unbreakable".
This specific act of Echoes only has one canon special ability, that being "Three Freeze".
It basically makes stuff heavier.
Echoes Act 1&2 was centered around "The Power Of Your Words" (for a more simple explanation, Echoes would release a word/sound, and it would play in the victim's mind, making them go "crazy".
Echoes Act 3 surprised a lot of jojo fans, mostly because it had an ability that was very different from the other acts.
*SPOILERS FOR DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE*
Three Freeze is used for the first time against Kira Yoshikage's "Sheer Heart Attack (SHA)". It made SHA very heavy, and because Kira had his hand connected to it, his hand also got heavy. Three Freeze was also helpful at the end of Part 4, because Echoes made Kira's hand heavy (again), allowing Jotaro to stop time and kill Kira.

Koichi: ECHOES ACT 3 !

Echoes: ACT 3!!! THREE FREEZE!!!
*SHA bursts into the ground*

by kthirteen November 20, 2022


Urine for a Surprise Act

When you pee in a girls vagina and use it as lube or eat it with the pee.

Urine for a Surprise act

by Banana Slammer June 1, 2018


Neck vein acting

Acting angry in a play or movie

Yes she is a specialist in neck vein acting, sometimes I really think she’s angry

by Dotes3000 January 1, 2019


Soul act of 1981

The piece of law passed by the Canadian House of Commons in 1981, under the regime of Trudeau I. Enabling Gingers to steal, trade and sell souls. The act outlines that souls can be represented on a single piece or as a freckle on the arm of a Ginger.

The Soul act of 1981 enabled the Ginger to steal and sell Owen's soul.

by RINC KING September 27, 2017


Paperwork Reduction Act

A bill that passed though Congress and resulted in even more forms to fill out.

You can indeed avail yourself of the effort (and carpel-tunnel syndrome/writer's-cramp!) -alleviating Paperwork Reduction Act, but naturally you first hafta fill out a whole bunch of application-forms to qualify for it. :P

by QuacksO September 6, 2019


Kyrah act of 1997

The right to smack, poke, or play with Kyrahs ass. When Kyrah walks into a room all needs to be professional are obliterated because she’s too thick.

Marc: “Hey be professional
Me: “But look Kyrahs here.”
Marc: “So?”
Me: “The Kyrah act of 1997”

by Beenseffed_urmum April 25, 2022