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Burns Night is annually celebrated in Scotland on or around January 25. It commemorates the life of the bard (poet) Robert Burns, who was born on January 25, 1759. The day also celebrates Burns' contribution to Scottish culture. Burns' best known work is "Auld Lang Syne".
Burns Night is celebrated every year on or around January 25.
A member of the military forces whose forehead is paler than the rest of their face due to extended exposure to the sun while wearing a beret.
"Dude, Nick has some serious beret burn from being out in the sun all day."
When you jerk off for a a couple hours without lube and it starts to hurt.
Man I really gotta stop before I get dick burn
The best Mitski song to ever exist, a song that makes me fucking sob for an hour after only listening for under a minute, I mean what the hell
Person: Have you heart of A Burning hill?
Person 2: No, what even is that?
Person: A song that I cry to every day
wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,
doc wats the cure for wankers burn , a fat chick with the pox
A spicy, burning bowel movement that is a consequence of eating spicy foods.
“You’ll get the burning bungus after eating these wings!”