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Fry's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. His super powers include super strength and super speed, but he can't fall faster than a gemerald or command sea creatures. He helped steal the Gemerald so that Leela's parents wouldn't be killed.
Leela-Do we have the ability to command sea creatures?
Fry-Hey Zoidberg, get in here
Zoidberg-Screw You
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Superhero composed of five elements. Without any of these, he was the most useless thing ever, and even with these things, is still damn useless.
white kid: oh shit, we need CAPTAIN PLANET!
black kid: oh, no the asian kid's takin a shit
Latino kid: OK, i'll use heart power, the most contrived piece of shit ever.
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The leader of the "pervert pirates" in S. Clay Wilson's comix.
Captain Pissgums had an immense knurled rod.
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A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees.
Eddie never did like being in sales, so he gave it all up and started life anew as a Tugboat Captain.
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This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick.
Damn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.
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Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.
On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain
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Captain of the police crew on the Sega Dreamcast game Jet Grind Radio; a total jive turkey. Noted for his shortness, his funky hair/five o' clock shadow, and his determination to bring you down. An interesting cross between Dragnet and Dirty Harry.
Captain Onishima's motto is, "I'm the judge and the jury and I'm gonna send you down the river!". Pssh.
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