Tard Card

Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card.

Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun.

Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass.

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woman card

1) When a woman calls or suggests someone is sexist against women, even if they aren't, just to get their way with something.

2) When a woman uses issues women face, sometimes not even exclusively, to guilt-trip or even scare women into support them.

3) Something you can buy from Hillary Clinton to add with your "I'm with her" button.

1) Liz had nothing left to defend her stance once Mark proved it wrong with scientific evidence so she played the woman card and called him sexist.

2) Kristen was falling behind in the vote from women so she decided to play the woman card by saying "we have to stop this war on women" and "I will fight against rape culture" to scare women into voting for her.

3) Only sheeple would pay money to Hillary Clinton in exchange for a woman card.

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v-card

Card that someone who is a virgin holds. It is then lost after their first experience of inercourse.

I heard that girl lost her v-card at the party last night.

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House of Cards

a legendary BTS fanfiction that is based on gangs.
Sadly, it got a lot of hate when it was first published, even if it is well written.

Fan 1: “Have you read House of Cards yet? It’s amazing.”
Fan 2: “I haven’t, can you give me tje link?”

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P-CARD

When you get your period
or
When you bleed outta your ass for a few days

Jenn: Nikki when do you get your p-card?
Nikki: like i have it right now.
jenn: OMG SAME
Nikki: omg crazy like lets go buy tampons
jenn: omg okay

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Joker Card

The Spirit of the Dark Carnival gave the six Joker Cards to Insane Clown Posse which is a revelation that they are spreading. Each Card has a specific message telling the world to end it's evil ways before the end consumes us all.

The six cards are: Carnival Of Carnage, Ringmaster, The Riddlebox, The Great Milenko, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, and The Wraith.

Yo, I just realized Ringmaster is like, the one who judges fate or something weird like that. What a crazy Joker Card

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s card

Making a girl squirt for the first time.

Dude the sheets were so messy after I took that girls s card.

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