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(noun) A firearm bought and sold on the black market that is more than likely stolen that is acquired primarily for some felonious and unlawful purpose(s). However surprise comes to its new owner when they attempt to fire it to no success. Though the origins and intentions of most all involved are not entirely known, one telltale characteristic of a cop-gun is the absence of a firing pin in the firearm. Further research and investigation is needed to better understand this term.
Jake couldn’t believe what a bargain he had got the shiny.45 he was staring at that lay in his palm presently. Nate practically gave it to Jake and Jake was itching to put it to work. Grinning as he thought about Robert’s head exploding like a pumpkin after one close range headshot he was ready to deliver. Nate wasn’t tripping about Jake’s plan, and he knew homeboy Robert shouldn’t be sweating anything either. Producing a clever chuckle out loud to himself Nate grinned like the joker and swindler he was and thought, ‘Dumb shit, he ain’t blasting shit with that cop-gun’ and added ‘be better for many if the would be pretender-killer and easy mark were to get popped holding that piece’ as besides not having a firing pin the pistol also had no serial number on it intact.
When two close friends meet at a parking lot in their cars, parking drivers windows as close as possible to eachother. Best performed in coffe shop lots.
"Why be inside that establishment where everyone can hear us. Lets hit the drive thru and park out front cop style."
my girl knows how to cop a knobber like a professional.
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Is when you are out somewhere and you kiss someone..
Oh My God... I copped off with fred last night!
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"Boy, I went to www.nastycops.com and I exploded!"
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When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
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1. A Homo Cop, Is A Police Officer Who When Frisking You Trys To Get Extra Feels On A Males Private Parts,
2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis
3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.
4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals
Detective Smith Is A Homo Cop, He Smiles When He Strip Searched Me And Had Is His Eyes Glued On My Penis The Whole Time With A Devils Grin
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