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A funny way to say "sex".
Girl 1: After he had cake we went out for some ice cream, it was fantastic!
Girl 2: Hahaha.
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The sexual procedure when a man is anal fucking a girl and he spits on her back. She turns around because she thinks he came, and BAM shoots it right in her face.. SURPISE
So i was doing her in the butt, and i spat on her back she turned around and i gave her a Cream Surprise, right on her face, man was she pissed
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A hand lotion that smells like horses.
Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.
*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?
*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.
* (Names have been changed)
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A man ejaculates into a partners asshole while in the doggy position, then after waiting a while for one to brew the partner farts the cum into the air like a volcano!
I was with this girl the other night and the bitch got some of her cream volcano in my eye...
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A girl who really fancies someone..
that girl was looking at you, shes totally creamed up
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I was very hungry, so I purchased three ice creams.
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The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.
Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night
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