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Gift Giving Anxiety

The anxiety of the time between purchasing a gift and giving it to the intended recipient due to worrying about whether or not the recipient will like the gift.

I bought a tacky wolf shirt for a friend but in the month before I gave it to him before his birthday I had a horrible case of Gift Giving Anxiety.

by PumpkinPieToLoveBug January 29, 2011


Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.

Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift

by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020


gifted fail

A mark on a test below a 90%.

"Dude I bombed this test "

"Really"

"yeah 87%"
"seriosly dude that's just a gifted fail"

by The-Poison-Muse December 18, 2016


sans gift

Without present, nothing to give, broke, etc.

This year I get to go through the holidays, sans gift.

by Guido1 December 16, 2009


No Gift December

Survive to no gift december

No Nut November? No Gift December

by XanXanXanXanXanXan November 7, 2023


Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!

Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!

by Robodad7344 November 9, 2021


Gift of Pocahontas

The type booty call that keeps gifting you with her vagina, but always leaves right after dynamite sex pretending to be upset by your arrangement.

She's always calling for a Pow Wow since the first time she showed up, at my place, dressed up like eating her pie was a gift for Thanks Giving dinner. It's the Gift of Pocahontas that keeps on giving.

by Maniconwords August 3, 2024