if you ever get to meet a Karl Hans, make sure you look under his bed. Beside his secrets, you may find multiple socks.
Karl Hans is in love with his own socks.
most of his socks lay underneath his bed. amazing personality !!!!
karl hans is in love with his own socks.
A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.
Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky
Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.
the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. he is so smexy and funny asf
i just met this hot funny dude and i bet him name is Karl G!
NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.
Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl