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Rarely executed successfully. Involves crossing the maximum number of lanes immediately after merging onto a swift moving freeway with the goal of simply proving ones cunning behind the wheel. A perfect MLC would be executed by angling one's vehicle perpindicular to the center divider or perhaps even angling the nose of the vehicle slightly towards the flow of traffic.
Despite the common misconception that the traffic manuever originated in the Magnolia State (Mississippi), it is derived from the techniques used to cross a swift moving river and is actually most commonly seen in more cosmopolitan and populated parts of our nation such as Los Angeles, Boston, and other urban centers.
"Did you see that guy just do a Mississippi Lane Change to get to the D-lane?!"
"I got side swiped by some jackoff trying to pull an MLC on the 405 this morning on my way to work."
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Switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.
Normally practised in Alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to Billy-Ray Cyrus.
Person 1 "Did you see that guy cut me up!!
Person 2 "He just pulled the old Alberta Lane Change on you"
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A person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. This person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. In all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility that comes with driving in the "hammer lane".
Driver drives in left left despite seeing the long line of cars behind them but refuses to move over to the slow lane because it isn't safe to change lanes while talking on the cellphone. This driver is a Left Lane Loser.
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A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.
Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.
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Refers to the idiots who instantly merge into the fast lane as soon as they get on the highway. They proceede to drive under the speed limit as to piss off the people who want to go faster then them as if they will win a trophy for slowing down as many people as they possibly can. When the oportunity comes to merge into the middle lane they "sit" and wait till the person behind them trys to pass and then move over just to get in front of them again, sometimes causing accidents and making a lot of people mad.
Damn, Im late for work and it seems as if everyone is a left lane sitter today.
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When driving in a car to slowly approach any person or place, pull down your pants, lift your hip to the window and masturbate. This may be repeated by driving by the same place numerous times.
Did you hear that Jim gave Sally a Mac Lane Drive By last night?
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