Lazy Lover

It's early in the morning or very late at night and your partner is tired. However, you needs to git yours - so what do you do? You get their consent to use the "ass groove" as a makeshift humping device and proceed to indulge yourself like a dog doing wrong. The real question here is will the end result stay in your boxer shorts or is your partner a true champion, willing to get their back wet.

Dude, I was so horny last night that I convinced my old lady to give me a Lazy Lover.

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Lazy james

Lazy james: a person who's extremely imbecilic and eminates a foul odour proportionate to their immense size

Oh my god! What a lazy james

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lazy les

Jerking off in the shower, and then getting caught by your wife or girlfriend.

"You wouldn't believe it but i was in the shower having a "lazy les" this morning and got busted by my wifey."

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Lazy Doggin' It

The act of performing sexual intercourse similar to Doggy Style but the female simply lays flat on her stomach whilst the male performs vaginal penetration from behind.

me-"yo, my girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, but we got tired and end up Lazy Doggin' It"

you- "nice."

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lazy-boy

A self-guiding missile system.

Military word.

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Lazy Anna

When someone is too lazy to go to the bathroom, so they pee in their boyfriends/girlfriends mouth.

Yo girl, open wide...I'm gunna pull a lazy anna!

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Lazy Wednesday

The act of lying in bed for an extra hour on a Wednesday morning to help ease yourself over the mid-week hump.

Lazy Wednesday is only applicable 5 day week workers.
Those who work less than 5 day weeks and take a Lazy Wednesday, are just plain vanilla "Lazy"

If you usually get up at 7.00am for work, then on a lazy Wednesday you would get up at 8.00am instead.

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