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Hope Method

My sister's name is Hope, and she doesn't take traditional birth control. Every month, she just hopes that she's not pregnant despite lots of unprotected sex. She swears it works all the time every time. I've switched to the Hope Method too, and so far so good.

She ordered pregnancy tests bulk on Amazon because she went off the pill and had just switched to the Hope Method.

by Probie517 May 20, 2018


frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.

Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.

by Nutty Tech June 2, 2017


The Playstation Method

To turn something faulty off and then on again one or more times in an attempt to make it work.

Guy: Dude this isn't working
Other guy: Just use the playstation method.

by M4NG0 June 18, 2015


Raghav Method

After a party, your friend wants to go to the dorm of a girl you're also into so you follow them home and keep watch to make sure that she's safe. Also after this is over, you realize that she doesn't live there. And a couple days later, she texts you "don't contact me".

Bro ran raghav method, LMAO

by john-13241 April 28, 2024


chapstick method

Rubbing chapstick on the lips of your pussy for the benefit of your boyfriend

Dude! Audrey tried the chapstick method last night she tasted like Coconuts and vinegar! Way better.

by Biggerbrainbrian December 11, 2021


Na’vi’a baby nursing method

This is when the baby daughter sucks on her father dick to get sperm out to drink it for milk or the baby son sucks on his mother nipples to suck semen out of it for milk to drink for nourishment. Until it can eat solid foods

Na’vi’a baby nursing method is used by all her race. They say she’s a genius and revered like a god to be the best of them. She feels better than everyone else and don’t think highly of anyone else especially because of this method she started 6 years ago and everyone been doing it. How are the babies now?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 4, 2022


Roll-Back Method

When you are going down on a woman, and roll her hips back to be able to tongue her asshole. This surprise will be met with disdain or delight. Great Segway into anal.

Did Chloe let you lick her ass last night?
No bro I pulled the roll-back method and she was totally into it though.

by Jdub14 August 20, 2017