Noah smells like doodoo and he eats boogers. Not only that but he gets no girls. Also he will lose every battle against the greatest person ever named Spencer
Naoh: Oh god itโs Spencer
Spencer: Your about to get destroyed Noah
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Heโs is a smexy beast that will take your bitch from you with a click of his finger donโt get in his way heโs stronger than you think and any girl that rejects him will regret it in the future because of how smexy he is
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Noah is a gay loser thatโs literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb
Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah heโs tiny and I heard he smokes weed
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A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.
Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.
That dude need to stop dickeating coach, heโs such a Noah.
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A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker
Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that
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No-ah usually a coward with a small penis. Some Noahโs are good. But others are a weaker version of a Kyle or somebody who thinks theyโre better than everyone else.
โI heard Max has small penis. He must be a real Noah,โ
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A simp or a furry and thats about it
1. Noah just fell for an egirl in lego city HEY!! build the furry patrol and burn the heretic! New Noah patrol from LEGO city
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