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a very retarded , mentally disabled , disabled in general , and idiot , and retarded guy who doesnt like to be called fat but is fat .
oh god , here comes Cuc Robert , i wanna kill myself
The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.
“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”
The most beautiful man to walk the entire Earth
He never wears shoes and we respect that
He has the coolest eyes ever and very curly hair, which makes him the ultimate handsome man (and he's Irish)
He usually plays drug addicts or gay characters, which is great
He's in Misfits (Nathan) and The Umbrella Academy (Klaus) and other stuff
Overall Robert is the prettiest guy you'll ever see in your life<3
Person 1: Who is that dude in an interview with no shoes on?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Robert Sheehan
Person 1: Oh right, makes sense, he looks cool
Person 2: Yeah he is, and he gives zero fucks about what people think
Person 1: Damn, that's nice
Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.
Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.
An Icelandic slang for people who are meeting as friends but nothing more.
Do you want to do Robert and Natalia later?
Timothy: ZAMN! his cock is huge.
Pablo: yes he's a real Robert-Jan