An alternative way to say you took a shit
Yo bro! I just popped my shoulder!
Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.
“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”
when the bra your wearing makes your boobs look like they are pretty much on your shoulders.
that girl has some big shoulder boobs with that bra on.
Slang for erectile distinction when trying to please a girl
Friend 2 :I was at a girls house last night, and I couldn't get it up.
Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.
Term used in gym community, left shoulder pain gives you an excuse for not benching your max
A How much do you bench?
B 4o5, but I can't do it right now
A why?
B I have left shoulder pain
A So how much can you do right now?
B 225
suzabug shoulder is when u fail at every talent in existence and ur shoulder starts to hurt. jessie presscot is an example of this brutal injury.
"My suzabug shoulder has gotten worse!"
When one of the homies are rockin' a bit of a chub, but they don't wanna be too public about it. Can also be used if a guy sees something he likes in a sexual way.
Hey guys. *taps shoulder* *winks*
Hey, Matius! Look over there. Left shoulder moment, am I right?!