african dirt squirt

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.

I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.

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exploding hershey squirts

Noun - very similar in form to common hershey squirts (coca squirtis minora) differentiated primarily by artillery explosion like flatulence. can often result in a dislocation and or actual discharge of the small intestine.

After the bean eating contest, Pete downed several pitchers of beer at Polska Sausage World. The resulting case of exploding hershey squirts shattered the toilet, dislodged the sewer main, and unclogged his sinuses.

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squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)

Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.

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taco squirt

when you scare a girl so bad, she unexpectedly fires a small stream of piss from her vag

last night we scared sarah so bad she taco squirted everywhere

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hungarian squirt gun

When you come inside a girl's vagina then blow into the vagina. Afterwards you push down on the girls stomach to blow the semen back into your own face

I pulled the hungarian squirt gun on tina last night

Stop squirting September

This is the event for girls which’s Almost like no nut November, you are not allowed to squirt in any circumstances under the whole September.

Person 1: have you failed Stop squirting September yet?

Girl: yeah, it’s way to hard!

Squirt one off

Squirting off a load, the completion point of masturbation

After watching a porno , Jon ducked into the bathroom to squirt one off.

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